The other night I had a dream about the wedding. As I walked up the aisle I heard the muffled cries of an infant - I scanned the assembled crowd to see a guest bouncing her baby on her knee. I paused, bent down and politely asked her to leave in whispered tones - pointing out that we had, infact, asked guests to leave their munchkins at home.
She refused - so I grabbed her by the hair and dragged her bodily down the aisle, baby in tow. I do hope it wasn't a premonition and that such action won't be required on the day - it really isn't becoming of a bride!
She refused - so I grabbed her by the hair and dragged her bodily down the aisle, baby in tow. I do hope it wasn't a premonition and that such action won't be required on the day - it really isn't becoming of a bride!
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