An update on Mr Jones:

Today I received the following text message:

Hi I'm on Michael's phone because my skirt has no pockets. Speak to you later. Love you lots. X

Should you be in Prague and are lucky enough to meet a tired looking Englishman sporting a skirt, blouse, purple cardigan, pearls, fishnets and carrying a small toy dog - you may well have bumped into Mr Jones. Apparently he is also wearing a silver crown and is supposed to look like the Queen. I am assured that there is photographic evidence - which I will of course share in due course.

When asked why he hadn't put his own mobile phone in his handbag(!) he said it hadn't occurred to him. Honestly! He's usually quick enough to fill up mine.