Have you got yours?

It appears some of the invites have gone astray in the post! Apologies if yours is one of them. Don't you just love Royal Mail? Apparently our invitations have made it as far as the US and a couple have even reached France (where the postal workers have two hour lunches and a penchant for pastis ) - but it seems rural England is a step too far for the old posties. Or perhaps on the day we can expect a raft of postmen to appear, waving stolen invites and begging for a bit of hog roast. At this point, I don't really care, as long as they RSVP and buy us a present of course.